She bought 48 hot pickles.
Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.TAURUS
i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow
When people are born, they are assigned a soulmate. They have an original song in their head that only them and their soulmate know. A person just broke into your house and your pretty sure their here to murder you. Their humming your song under their breath.
Some-
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
@itstimiduhh gorgeous
How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)
This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.
im going into shock
Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out
This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.
Cow rice gut punched me
the gps😭
I died at Future Generations beaten 🤣🤣
pan
Lotion
Show'em what excellence is.
👀🍿
FOUND FOOTAGE HORROR REVENGE MOVIE AGAINST MURDEROUS COPS
T'Challa: “First day as king, this finna be a breeze”
Erik, showing up outta nowhere: “Unh unh cuz, I just walked 2 miles up a hill and I’m ready to kill”
T'Challa: “What?”
Erik: “I’m sayin if you sit on that throne I’m breaking yo bones”
T'Challa: “Okoye!”
Erik: “Ya daddy didn’t want me around, so I’m bouta put you in the ground”
T'Challa: “Okoye!”
Erik: “It’s my birthright to make you go night night”
T'Challa: “Okoye!”
Erik: “I couldn’t eat, so you bouta get ya ass beat”
T'Challa: “Okoye!!!”
Erik: “Nobody paid my tuition, now I’m finna hit you with this ammunition”
T'Challa: “OKOYE!”
Erik: “I want the crown, and like Yung Joc said, it’s going down”
“BRING THAT ASS HERE BOI!!”
This shit still funny
I’m so glad someone made an edit 😭😭😭
Pls
i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom
reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school
via reddit.com
Me too, cats. Me too
